embracing my color

Why am I alone?

I’ve been leisurely looking for months for a makeup foundation with some coverage for the rare occasion I’d like my age spots to not pop out so much.  The only makeup base I have, which I’ve only used half of and purchased about four years ago (or longer) is by Almay – which is too wonderful to talk about – it lets your own skin show through and just evens out tone and is totally natural looking and feeling.  BUT it doesn’t cover the spots.  Problem is, here in Korea, everything is WHITE WHITE WHITE.

This time, I took my Almay with me hoping I could match something.  WRONG.  I went to every counter, and there was not one foundation that dark.  I had several salespeople try to talk me into something lighter.  They really wanted me to go lighter than my natural color!  “down, down, down” they kept saying.  “no!  I LIKE DARK.  I AM dark!”  I would say back to them.  The truth is, I’m only slightly darker than average.  But you wouldn’t know it by looking at people’s faces or by looking at the makeup counters.  If you did that, you’d think I belonged to some other race.  To which one saleslady said, “uri nara lightening.”  (Uri Nara means our country, btw)  Finally out of frustration I purchased the darkest color available at all of the counters in Korea.  She tried to push eight vials of face lightening serum on me as a trial gift, and then I told her I didn’t want it, but she gave me a vial of candy pink lipgloss that attaches to your cell-phone as a complimentary gift.  Candy pink!  I mean, that only goes with WHITE skin, not tan skin…I took my purchase home, put it on, and was a slightly lighter ashen color.  Fortunately, I had some Neutrogena mineral face powder I had bought before leaving the states which was too dark.  The combination of the too light liquid and the too dark powder kind of resembles my natural color. The spots are covered, but really I’ll only wear this stuff for photos and special occassions.

I find it really amazing that an Asian can’t find any makeup colors that are natural asian colors to match her skin tone!  It is SOOOO creepy to see all the women here with tons of makeup on, and their faces are several shades lighter than their necks and arms!  It’s not only lighter, but it has an unholy luminance to it.  Like a shimmering dead person, devoid of all warmth.

This has been a weird week for me – from former Presidents committing suicide out of shame, to finding out women in Confuscian society used to abandon their babies to die of exposure, to realizing my Asian skin color is unacceptable here in Asia.  None of it makes any sense to me.

Not even close

So the results of the Coups d’etat – you know, the hostile take-over of my class to provide something, “more interesting.” was as follows:

  • 25 minutes of listening comprehension test.  Instructions given in Korean.  Super slowed-down audio samples of English being spoken in non-natural dialogs.  Random topics.  No cohesive lesson to be ascertained.
  • 20 minutes of the latest Batman movie.  Beginning with a chase scene which took about 7 minutes.  The sound turned down so low the English was barely audible, and with the Korean subtitles on.

There was zero lesson. Mr. Lee didn’t do any work except IF he created the test answer sheet.  Only about four words of English were spoken.  The boys behaved like angels because they were having a test, and then they of course got all excited because Batman was playing.  Never mind that even I couldn’t make out the English dialog because the sound was nearly turned off, and it didn’t matter to the kids because the Korean subtitles were providing all the information they needed.

Absolutely disgusting.  Mr. Lee is not a teacher in any sense of the word.  A babysitter maybe.  I fear he’s going to do this for every lesson.  Any ideas on what to do to rectify this situation gladly considered.

National KBS coverage of the festival

Adjumoni’s waiting to march in the parade

I love it when I see an old hippie or anyone alternative in Korea

Waiting for the festivities to begin

catching up with old friends

so dignified!

None of the hanbok could compare to the beauty of the all white handwoven raimie…

taking a break from the masked dance

sigh.  Why am I always attracted to the evil villain?

I spent way too much time watching these boys sumo wrestling.  Too cute!

Taepyeongso

IMG_0619, originally uploaded by Almost-Human.

John,

Here’s the real McCoy heard live. Very cool. I think you should come to Korea and lead a farmer’s folk ritual around a village…

ADDED:  Notice his reed is red above, and he’s got a little pill bottle on a chain with an extra reed in it.  I’ll have to check out what’s up with the red reeds.  Synthetic?

Plus, you get to wear funny hats…